Not My Neighbour Smoothie – A Santa Clarita Diet Recipe

Have you watched any of the new Netflix series – Santa Clarita Diet? I have, and it’s absolutely brilliant.

It features Drew Barrymore as an average American mother, who suddenly starts craving human flesh. It’s fantastic, and I love it’s light, breezy air, and the way her family deals with her new ‘condition’.

Today I’ve decided to branch out into drinks, something I haven’t written about on my little new blog yet. Since I’m trying to be healthier (she says fully planning to post a milkshake recipe too) I thought Sheila’s morning body parts smoothie in Episode Four would be a great thing to try. Obviously this 100% DOES NOT involve any uncooked meat, or body parts, or…any meat at all for that matter. But it is still delicious, and you can always pretend.

Please don’t kill your neighbours. Continue reading “Not My Neighbour Smoothie – A Santa Clarita Diet Recipe”

Sheldon’s Birthday Cake – A Big Bang Theory Recipe

This is a recipe I randomly thought about whilst watching The Big Bang Theory at the gym, yep, that’s me, working out and thinking of cake. It’s called a balanced diet dear reader.

The 200th Episode of TBBT is also Sheldon’s birthday, which he is forced to celebrate, and eventually enjoys thanks to Batman and a shower chat with Penny. My cake differs a little from Sheldon’s because I wanted to add some bright sprinkles, it’s a little throwback to my favourite episode – The Einstein Approximation – the one with the ball pit.

Sheldon’s specifications for his cake include “Chocolate with strawberry frosting, three layers. If there’s writing on it, make sure it’s not in all caps. I don’t want my dessert yelling at me” which is great, strawberry frosting is my ultimate favourite flavour, and I make a mean chocolate cake. Continue reading “Sheldon’s Birthday Cake – A Big Bang Theory Recipe”